6 seconds is not enough.
I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
I want to know why
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
Or the much better nipple slipple
a lesson from Dennis
this is more educational than my school has ever been.
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
'Oh I just shat myself'
just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes