when someone asks about my love life
mom… dad… im batman
I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP
on the dick like
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
vine cinematics are getting so advanced and i love it
they’re like 6 second soap operas and I LOVE IT
a cinematic masterpiece of our time
"hey babe i bought you chipotle"